“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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Does you left nut hang lower than your right?

Does your left nut hang lower than your right?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 85.2%
  • No

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27

bigjohnson

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Natures way of making sure they don't crush each other I suspect.
 

Master Bates

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Why couldn't we have evolved to keep our nuts on the inside? They're just annoying.
 

Quiksilver

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It's the Coriolis effect. The spinning of the earth causes a centrifugal force to occur and pull one nut away from the other. In the southern hemisphere, your right nut would hang lower, just like your toilet spins one way in the lower hemisphere and the other way in the northern. The closer you get to the equator, the more even your nuts are.

On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Quiksilver said:
It's the Coriolis effect. The spinning of the earth causes a centrifugal force to occur and pull one nut away from the other. In the southern hemisphere, your right nut would hang lower, just like your toilet spins one way in the lower hemisphere and the other way in the northern. The closer you get to the equator, the more even your nuts are.

On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.

LOL! Thats not true!
 

bigjohnson

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Aboleo said:
Because internal body heat would cause sterility.
In all fairness there's no reason it has to be that way, it's just a sort of unfortunate anatomical fact. If your liver had to be drooping out in a air cooled sac to function correctly it would be another sort of silly feature.
 

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sometimes i wish i was a brain attached to a terminator endoskeleton
 

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The world is my left nut, SoSuave is the itchy spot and you guys are a bunch of pubes.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

speakeasy

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Master Bates said:
Why couldn't we have evolved to keep our nuts on the inside? They're just annoying.
I agree, would be so much easier if our nuts were internal. Then don't have to worry about getting kicked.
 
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