"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does this sounds right? USPS shipping..

Mr. Wolf

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A package mailed out of Tampa, FL 11-05.. Zone 1 Parcel Post.. It was going to Summerland Key, FL, that's down south, past Miami, and towards Key West..

I got delivery confirmation number, and when I enter it, yesterday, 11-08, it said it arrived to Jacksonville, FL for processing..

So, instead of mailing the package South, they send it North to process it..


Does this sound right to you? Is the process that they use to send packages, or something is wrong with that package?



On a contrary, I've send 11-06 first class parcel to Bristol, CT.. The guy got it 11-08.. Then I send zone-8 first class parcel to Flagstaff, AZ.. The guy got it yesterday as well..


How does the post office work? :trouble:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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it took 3 days for one package and 2 days for two other packages. terrific.
 

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Yes, it's perfectly normal.

There is probably a huge sorting center there. If there are already trucks going from Tampa to Jacksonville, and from Jacksonville to Summerland, why not use them for your package?

Same for private services. If you FedEx something from Houston to New Orleans, you will find that it goes through the massive company headquarters in Memphis.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well yea, Jacksonville is way up North.. I had the guy tell me that he received package today.. But check this out, 2 packages from Tampa to CT and AZ in 2 days.. This one from FL to FL in 5 days..

United States First Class Parcel Service for you, 2 to 9 business days..

I love the price though.
 
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