"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does this sounds right? USPS shipping..

Mr. Wolf

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A package mailed out of Tampa, FL 11-05.. Zone 1 Parcel Post.. It was going to Summerland Key, FL, that's down south, past Miami, and towards Key West..

I got delivery confirmation number, and when I enter it, yesterday, 11-08, it said it arrived to Jacksonville, FL for processing..

So, instead of mailing the package South, they send it North to process it..


Does this sound right to you? Is the process that they use to send packages, or something is wrong with that package?



On a contrary, I've send 11-06 first class parcel to Bristol, CT.. The guy got it 11-08.. Then I send zone-8 first class parcel to Flagstaff, AZ.. The guy got it yesterday as well..


How does the post office work? :trouble:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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it took 3 days for one package and 2 days for two other packages. terrific.
 

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Yes, it's perfectly normal.

There is probably a huge sorting center there. If there are already trucks going from Tampa to Jacksonville, and from Jacksonville to Summerland, why not use them for your package?

Same for private services. If you FedEx something from Houston to New Orleans, you will find that it goes through the massive company headquarters in Memphis.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Well yea, Jacksonville is way up North.. I had the guy tell me that he received package today.. But check this out, 2 packages from Tampa to CT and AZ in 2 days.. This one from FL to FL in 5 days..

United States First Class Parcel Service for you, 2 to 9 business days..

I love the price though.
 
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