"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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does the sun give you birthmarks?

avrilishot

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Well lately I have been outside alot. tons of yard work and stuff. I have noticed that I have been getting birthmarks more on my face than ever.

so what I was wondering, is this from the sun or what? I remember hearing awhile back that to much sun will do this to you. so could someone please clear this up for me?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ummm, they're called birthmarks for a reason.
 

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avrilishot said:
Well lately I have been outside alot. tons of yard work and stuff. I have noticed that I have been getting birthmarks more on my face than ever.

so what I was wondering, is this from the sun or what? I remember hearing awhile back that to much sun will do this to you. so could someone please clear this up for me?
Could be sun spots, freckles, or moles. It could be a combination of too much sun and genetics (if your parents have sensetive skin, you will too). I would recommand to use sunscreen if you spend alot of time outdoors and to go see a dermatologist just to be sure.
 

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While your post made me laugh at first (birthmarks are only from BIRTH), it made me concerned quickly. I really think you should go see a doctor or dermatologist ASAP. Not trying to scare you or anything, but it could be skin cancer. Just be really careful, wear sun screen, and don't stay out too long. Getting a tan is overrated.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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