"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does teasing really work?

arcilitei34

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I wonder if teasing a girl and having a fun really drives them crazy, as of yesterday I actually kind of experianced to what was the fruits of teasing, at least I think so, here's what happened.
Yesterday I went to go pick up my Girlfriend from Summer school and proceded back to my house, we were watching some tv and it was pretty boring for me so every now and then I would just lightly kiss her neck really slowly to try something new I took my time this time, used less of my tongue(I heard apparently less is more), and lightly blew air and all, basically just trying new stuff.
I basically ended up teasing her, I have no idea if she found it boring or anything, moments later to my surprise she just jumped on me, it was the most heaviest makeout session i've had up to date, I still tried to tease her however. This is where it got really hot and heavy, she was all over me, I basically lost all control and I even tried to pull away but she wouldn't let me, it was all great though but i've never seen her like this before, we haven't done anything intimate for about a month now, and I got to wondering if it was either her pent up hormones and that she just wanted it, or if it was the teasing that got her the way she was, if it was the teasing I should starting doing it more often because that was the first time I tried doing it.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Osiris7250

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teasing can work wonders if you do it right.

try different things and see what one she likes best, all my girl friends loved a little tongue on the neck, doesnt mean yours will necessarily..... but it cant hurt to try right.
 

Smooth as Anything

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Teasing is cool if you have a vagina. Lose the games you queers :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Evil-Rom

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Call her fat.
 

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Tell her she smells like a sack of rotting frog testicles.

But yeah, teasing is a very wonderful thing.
 

Best friends? NAY

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When teasing rember HAVE FUN, HAVE FUN and ohh HAVE FUN. So if she turns out otbe some ***** atleast you had fun, and if she isn't she will probaly like it.
 

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I like how everyone chit chats, and then some guy comes in and calls everyone queers, and everyone keeps chit chatting.

its like real highschool

but no one seems to have fragile egos.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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