"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Does my boss want to have sex with me?

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I've noticed this sexy scent that really turns me on when I am having sex. It smells sweet and just really is a pleasent smell. It's not a strong smell, just a noticeable, lovely scent. It must be pusvvy right? I never smell it any other time other when I am having sex.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Last Man Standing said:
The average American 15 year old female is a kock-sucking, butt licking, sperm swallowing hor!!!!! Dare I say what a 30 year old female is?????
As great as America is, I imagine its not for everyone. So why do you stay?
 
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azanon said:
As great as America is, I imagine its not for everyone. So why do you stay?
I don't let hors dictate where I live! The "Ho" is got to go!!!!

I would never love or marry these hors!!!

CMD, buttlicking is becoming more common today - another perversion and deviation of The Natural Order Of Things!!!!

This was in Yahoo news today...hor bosses are on the rise...

http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/jobseeker/tools/ept/careerArticlesPost.html?post=64
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i messed up today and choked. It felt awkward as hell about to game my boss. Its kinda obvious she is feeling me in some kind of way. Next time i must seal the deal. Im gonna be aggressive. I know longer fear her responding with charges at all.
 

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dont even say just for get about everything... and do what ever you want and be creative
 

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Nasir Jones said:
i messed up today and choked. It felt awkward as hell about to game my boss. Its kinda obvious she is feeling me in some kind of way. Next time i must seal the deal. Im gonna be aggressive. I know longer fear her responding with charges at all.
You go girl! I mean guy. Whatever... technicality.

Go get the boss. And should you fail, you risk your professional career at the firm. Possibly your future should she be displeased and file some kind of sexual harassment suit on your ass. I think its worth it though.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
I would never love or marry these hors!!!
True that. I'm going to get myself a nice girl from a third or second world country. You know... places that are behind in time a little.

Like South America.


Until then, bring on the hors. I don't relly give a **** about them. They're like living RealDolls.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
You go girl! I mean guy. Whatever... technicality.

Go get the boss. And should you fail, you risk your professional career at the firm. Possibly your future should she be displeased and file some kind of sexual harassment suit on your ass. I think its worth it though.
BIG BOOTIES are WORTH it!!!! :yes:
 

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rakishness said:
BIG BOOTIES are WORTH it!!!! :yes:
That's what I'm SAYING. Duh.

Everyone knows its worth it to risk you career for a piece of ass. Managerial ass to boot too.

Its not like you can get ass like that anywhere else. Or everywhere else for that matter.
 

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
That's what I'm SAYING. Duh.

Everyone knows its worth it to risk you career for a piece of ass. Managerial ass to boot too.

Its not like you can get ass like that anywhere else. Or everywhere else for that matter.
Especially if that ass is a BIG ASS with thin waist. OOOOOOWEEEEEEE!!!!! Can't RESIST. :yes:
 

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ok, so we were talking and she mentioned that she wouldnt mess with me because she has a rule of not messing with co workers. She brought it up, so i know she is attracted to me. I think the best thing is for me to over time break her down and make her forget about her little rule.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Don't be a fool. She let you know that she isn't going to mess around with someone from work. There is plenty of booty elsewhere. Hit the clubs, the bars, the bookstores, the gym, etc. Don't try to mack on your boss. She isn't down for that.
 

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Nasir Jones said:
ok, so we were talking and she mentioned that she wouldnt mess with me because she has a rule of not messing with co workers. She brought it up, so i know she is attracted to me. I think the best thing is for me to over time break her down and make her forget about her little rule.
Bet she won't stick to her word. :)
 

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Nasir Jones said:
so u dont think she's gonna cry sexual harassment on me right?
That won't happen. She's your boss. It's always the boss that does the sexual harassment, male or female. If she was uncomfortable with what you were doing she could have simply fired you or had you transferred or something.
 
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