"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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does anyone know how to deal with stubborn hair?

BongDuy

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I usually get a fo hawk ( mohawk without the back being spiked up) and my sides are cut to a 1 with clippers. i noticed that as weeks go by, the hair on the side of my head would actually go parallel to the ground ( they stick out). this has been something ive had for years, but im tired of it. it makes me look goofy

when i wake up, my hair is usually completely flat on the side of my head, and it looks awesome, plus i can probably keep growing my hair for a few more weeks, and save some money ( college student here)


Is there anyway i can tame this hair of mine? I have all of december off, i was thinking of wearing a hat. has anyone had a similiar problem?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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You'll have to keep the sides cut almost weekly, by the sounds of it. It can grow just enough in that time to behave the way you're describing.
 

Desdinova

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My hair sucks. It's not curly enough to do anything with it, and it's not straight enough to do anything with it. It's right in the middle. The way I see it, I've got two options: grow it long or shave it off. I grew it long and it's much more manageable.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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