"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Does anyone else get this problem

Buick

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Soooo...
I have a problem and I'm not sure if its wierd or not, but hopefully someone here can help me out. I'll try not to gross anyone out best i can.
I've been going out with this chick, and we've made out and I've touched her, and she's givin me a handjob twice.
But the problem is, the handjob wasnt really doing too much for me. I was horny and all but i wasnt going to ***. Part of the problem is (I'm sorry this is kind of gross) it was too sweaty and all so there was too much friction going on, but not much feeling.
I'm sorry if this grosses anyone out but its kind of a problem, because i've gotten her 3 times (once thru clothes, twice otherwise) but she still has yet to get me.
Can anyone help?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sir Juanalot

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The only way she will know to do something different, is if you tell her.

I've had some women treating my **** like a bicycle pump, its all in showing / teaching them how to do it.
 

Supremo

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Yeah dude... girls suck at handjobs. Especially in high school.

If she's down to give you handjobs, I'm willing to bet that with enough game you could get her to give you head.

Just put your hands on her shoulders and LIGHTLY push her down while pushing your hips towards her face. Sounds weird, but if she doesn't get the hint then straight up ask her.

And part of a healthy relationship is being able to talk. If handjobs aren't working out, then tell her/help her out.

The sweaty thing isn't gross... that just means your girl is doing a good job beforehand, right? :up:
 

ItWasntMe

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Sounds like she's gripping ya too hard. Ask her to loosen up and not work in a predictable pattern. Get her to user her imagination and be a bit more creative.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Grab some KY Jelly.
 
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