"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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do you think when average groups of people will be able to afford space ships there will be space pirates?

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not during our lives obviously but perhaps in 1000 years when group of average people can afford spaceships... i wonder if there will be spaceship pirates
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Nah i dont think so cuz starfleet command and elon musk will create a space police force to patrol the atmosphere
 

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not during our lives obviously but perhaps in 1000 years when group of average people can afford spaceships... i wonder if there will be spaceship pirates
Makes sense, people will take advantage of new opportunities. Futuristic versions of today's pirates and carjackers.
 

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Nah i dont think so cuz starfleet command and elon musk will create a space police force to patrol the atmosphere
trump already started a new branch of the military called the space force. It quietly went over everyone's head, and nobody talks about it. It's weird
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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trump already started a new branch of the military called the space force. It quietly went over everyone's head, and nobody talks about it. It's weird
WTF? :O theyre kinda useless now.. who will they go after.. stars that didnt pay tax? Ha Ha
 
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