"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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do you think when average groups of people will be able to afford space ships there will be space pirates?

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not during our lives obviously but perhaps in 1000 years when group of average people can afford spaceships... i wonder if there will be spaceship pirates
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Nah i dont think so cuz starfleet command and elon musk will create a space police force to patrol the atmosphere
 
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sosousage said:
not during our lives obviously but perhaps in 1000 years when group of average people can afford spaceships... i wonder if there will be spaceship pirates
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Makes sense, people will take advantage of new opportunities. Futuristic versions of today's pirates and carjackers.
 
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Julian said:
Nah i dont think so cuz starfleet command and elon musk will create a space police force to patrol the atmosphere
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trump already started a new branch of the military called the space force. It quietly went over everyone's head, and nobody talks about it. It's weird
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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trump already started a new branch of the military called the space force. It quietly went over everyone's head, and nobody talks about it. It's weird
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WTF? :O theyre kinda useless now.. who will they go after.. stars that didnt pay tax? Ha Ha
 
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