"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Do you think this is a case of a harridan judge harassing a hot attorney?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sega Genesis

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Seems silly however I used to work in the legal field (paralegal) and when appearing in Court before a Judge, the female attorneys would typically wear a stylish blazer over a sleeveless shift dress like that. Court protocol. Remove after court hearing.

BTW I have a similar dress from J.Crew and it IS called a tank dress.

Agree with @Bible_Belt she shouid not have spoken to the Judge like that. The Judge makes the rules in their own courtroom and it's best to abide by them no matter how silly they seem to you.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The judge was just signaling he could be easily swayed by what a woman might wear. ;-) He was starting to get hot....and bothered by her.
Women need to understand that most of us red blooded males will look at her and think of her great big t!ts she has jammed in that dress and wonder what they look like when they fall out. If you want use to take you serious, then stop dressing in tight fitting clothes that show your best assets.
 

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The Judge was female.

"She inspected my outfit and chuckled and said, ‘Do you really think this is appropriate?’ And I said ‘yes’,” Medina told The Post Wednesday"
 

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The judge was just signaling he could be easily swayed by what a woman might wear. ;-) He was starting to get hot....and bothered by her.
Women need to understand that most of us red blooded males will look at her and think of her great big t!ts she has jammed in that dress and wonder what they look like when they fall out. If you want use to take you serious, then stop dressing in tight fitting clothes that show your best assets.
This was a mental health court. T!ts are good for mental health.

Though it can be hard to do any sentencing when you can't complete your train of thought. Because, t!ts.
 
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