"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do you think having a verified strong sperm count will become a criterion for the men that chicks consider?

MatureDJ

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
It may very well be that men that spermmog their rivals will be in demand. Such a man could go to a fertility clinic in the similar way that someone buying a used car gets it checked out by a mechanic. A fertility clinic could offer a sperm certification such as "Certified Grade A, 2 vials per ejaculation" that of course a man could use on his Tinder profile.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A fertility clinic could offer a sperm certification such as "Certified Grade A, 2 vials per ejaculation" that of course a man could use on his Tinder profile.
Creep Town: inhabitants 1, the guy who puts this on his Tinder profile

Seriously, I know you are joking (at least I really hope you are), but no man - I repeat: NO MAN - should talk about sperm on his Tinder profile, dates, casual conversation, thanksgiving dinner, anywhere but the doctor's office or the fertility clinic.

We are humans. Not amphibians who pile up in frogspawn
 
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MatureDJ I think you're too paranoid over what women want and demand....you dont need a certificate of a high sperm count.

As long as you're taller than average, look like a mid tier fitness model with a great hairline, have a 6 digits income and your status is high enough, most women will find you attractive.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MatureDJ I think you're too paranoid over what women want and demand....you dont need a certificate of a high sperm count.

As long as you're taller than average, look like a mid tier fitness model with a great hairline, have a 6 digits income and your status is high enough, most women will find you attractive.
And what if I don't have these attributes (OK, I have a good hairline :rolleyes: )? I think I have a pretty good sperm count, and I have gauged the velocity of the ejaculate at a max of 3.5 m/s, or a head pressure potential of 50 cm (pun NOT intended). :eek: Maybe I should record my faps to catch one of these fast ones. :eek::eek::cool:
 

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
It may very well be that men that spermmog their rivals will be in demand. Such a man could go to a fertility clinic in the similar way that someone buying a used car gets it checked out by a mechanic. A fertility clinic could offer a sperm certification such as "Certified Grade A, 2 vials per ejaculation" that of course a man could use on his Tinder profile.
Oh dear. It's over for the lowspermcountcells.
 

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I do actively manage my testosterone and dopamine through no fap and no porn. I also do dietary stuff and exercise. I don't know if too many women will consider that in the 2040s as an criterion.
 

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I had mine tested last year: Excellent count & above average mobility

Ego fuel for a week
 
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