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Do you think having a verified strong sperm count will become a criterion for the men that chicks consider?

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
It may very well be that men that spermmog their rivals will be in demand. Such a man could go to a fertility clinic in the similar way that someone buying a used car gets it checked out by a mechanic. A fertility clinic could offer a sperm certification such as "Certified Grade A, 2 vials per ejaculation" that of course a man could use on his Tinder profile.
 

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A fertility clinic could offer a sperm certification such as "Certified Grade A, 2 vials per ejaculation" that of course a man could use on his Tinder profile.
Creep Town: inhabitants 1, the guy who puts this on his Tinder profile

Seriously, I know you are joking (at least I really hope you are), but no man - I repeat: NO MAN - should talk about sperm on his Tinder profile, dates, casual conversation, thanksgiving dinner, anywhere but the doctor's office or the fertility clinic.

We are humans. Not amphibians who pile up in frogspawn
 
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MatureDJ I think you're too paranoid over what women want and demand....you dont need a certificate of a high sperm count.

As long as you're taller than average, look like a mid tier fitness model with a great hairline, have a 6 digits income and your status is high enough, most women will find you attractive.
 

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MatureDJ I think you're too paranoid over what women want and demand....you dont need a certificate of a high sperm count.

As long as you're taller than average, look like a mid tier fitness model with a great hairline, have a 6 digits income and your status is high enough, most women will find you attractive.
And what if I don't have these attributes (OK, I have a good hairline :rolleyes: )? I think I have a pretty good sperm count, and I have gauged the velocity of the ejaculate at a max of 3.5 m/s, or a head pressure potential of 50 cm (pun NOT intended). :eek: Maybe I should record my faps to catch one of these fast ones. :eek::eek::cool:
 

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
It may very well be that men that spermmog their rivals will be in demand. Such a man could go to a fertility clinic in the similar way that someone buying a used car gets it checked out by a mechanic. A fertility clinic could offer a sperm certification such as "Certified Grade A, 2 vials per ejaculation" that of course a man could use on his Tinder profile.
Oh dear. It's over for the lowspermcountcells.
 

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I do actively manage my testosterone and dopamine through no fap and no porn. I also do dietary stuff and exercise. I don't know if too many women will consider that in the 2040s as an criterion.
 

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I had mine tested last year: Excellent count & above average mobility

Ego fuel for a week
 
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