jesusrules
Senior Don Juan
well ive done it a few times cause honestly my downstairs hair annoys me. so im just curious on what everyone else does.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Have you tried tweezers?jesusrules said:well ive done it a few times cause honestly my downstairs hair annoys me.
Use Nair.kdnash82 said:Now, not to gross anyone out, but I have shaving the area around the peter and the ball sack down to a science. Even the "hairy grundle" (the part between your sack and hole)The true question is, how do you guys get that hair in your azz crack?
Dead serious. Do you get a mirror down there? Do you just stick the razor down there and do a couple blind swipes hoping that you get it? Should I get my girl to do it for me? Should I go get it waxed?
If I go with the wax, then I'm back to the hair bumps again. I've had these damn things before in my azz crack and that also is one of the worst pains I've ever had.
No! Not unless you want to have what looks to be a herpes breakout wherever you put the sh!t. I know, trust me.Master Bates said:Use Nair.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
i just straight up shave most of the hair i can see as far as my pubes go... for the ass crack, i dont worry about it too much. a trim is a good thing every once in a while but unless you like gettin the rusty trombones every once in a while dont worry about it.comic_relief said:shave all body hair but my legs, arms, and my hair on the top of my head.