jesusrules
Senior Don Juan
well ive done it a few times cause honestly my downstairs hair annoys me. so im just curious on what everyone else does.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Have you tried tweezers?jesusrules said:well ive done it a few times cause honestly my downstairs hair annoys me.
Use Nair.kdnash82 said:Now, not to gross anyone out, but I have shaving the area around the peter and the ball sack down to a science. Even the "hairy grundle" (the part between your sack and hole)The true question is, how do you guys get that hair in your azz crack?
Dead serious. Do you get a mirror down there? Do you just stick the razor down there and do a couple blind swipes hoping that you get it? Should I get my girl to do it for me? Should I go get it waxed?
If I go with the wax, then I'm back to the hair bumps again. I've had these damn things before in my azz crack and that also is one of the worst pains I've ever had.
No! Not unless you want to have what looks to be a herpes breakout wherever you put the sh!t. I know, trust me.Master Bates said:Use Nair.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
i just straight up shave most of the hair i can see as far as my pubes go... for the ass crack, i dont worry about it too much. a trim is a good thing every once in a while but unless you like gettin the rusty trombones every once in a while dont worry about it.comic_relief said:shave all body hair but my legs, arms, and my hair on the top of my head.