"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Do you put Tabasco in your used condom?

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martinM. said:
Tabasco in condoms? It seems if you have the time and can get away with putting tabasco in a condom, you could just as easily dispose of it.
Yeah the whole idea seems kind of silly. When she tells eveyone that you're shooting red cvm that causes a burning sensation, that can't be good for your rep :eek: .
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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SmoothTalker said:
Fair enough... When I get my own house I'll put a fireplace in the bedroom and just burn the condoms.

But what if you aren't at your house? Guys don't carry around purses where they can hide the tabasco, and most women aren't going to have any in their bathroom.

They make little airline single serving bottles of tabasco. just put one or two in your pocket. Flushing works too.
 

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If you aren't at your house just flush it down the toilet. Its not your problem if it clogs.
 

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This thread is a little too silly for the MM forum. Moved to Anything Else
 

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BudBundi said:
Bleach also works.
I would suggest Drain Magic, but come to think of it it would probably eat through the condom and the carpet before it even got close to coming into contact with her pregnancy bits.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Just shoot it down her throat every time, and use the tobasco for flavor enhancement.
 

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one time I was cutting up some red peppers and then had to piss, but I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands. It burnt like hell for about 20 minutes. I don't think I would use tobasco sauce as a spermicide after that.
 

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I dont use condoms...giggity giggity.
 

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MacAvoy said:
I can't believe how paranoid people are. Semen dies upon contact with air, so no matter how hard she tried to use a used condom, its physically impossible to get pregnant.
Nope. it sure does not die apon contact with air. I dropped off a sample to the sperm bank after shooting in a jar over two hours ago an they said it was top quality produce. It's now stored away for later use.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wolf116 said:
Nope. it sure does not die apon contact with air. I dropped off a sample to the sperm bank after shooting in a jar over two hours ago an they said it was top quality produce. It's now stored away for later use.
How much did they pay you for that?
 

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martinM. said:
Tabasco in condoms? It seems if you have the time and can get away with putting tabasco in a condom, you could just as easily dispose of it.
You don't seem to get it, martinM. It's also about finding out who she is.

It's not just about disposing the semen so she can't use it. It's also about CATCHING her. When she starts screaming at the top of her lungs because her coochie burns and needs to go to the doctor, you caught her red-handed...or red-coochied. :yes:

Yes I know it's an old thread.
 
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