Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Do you put Tabasco in your used condom?

ketostix

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martinM. said:
Tabasco in condoms? It seems if you have the time and can get away with putting tabasco in a condom, you could just as easily dispose of it.
Yeah the whole idea seems kind of silly. When she tells eveyone that you're shooting red cvm that causes a burning sensation, that can't be good for your rep :eek: .
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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SmoothTalker said:
Fair enough... When I get my own house I'll put a fireplace in the bedroom and just burn the condoms.

But what if you aren't at your house? Guys don't carry around purses where they can hide the tabasco, and most women aren't going to have any in their bathroom.

They make little airline single serving bottles of tabasco. just put one or two in your pocket. Flushing works too.
 

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If you aren't at your house just flush it down the toilet. Its not your problem if it clogs.
 

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This thread is a little too silly for the MM forum. Moved to Anything Else
 

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BudBundi said:
Bleach also works.
I would suggest Drain Magic, but come to think of it it would probably eat through the condom and the carpet before it even got close to coming into contact with her pregnancy bits.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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horaholic

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Just shoot it down her throat every time, and use the tobasco for flavor enhancement.
 

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one time I was cutting up some red peppers and then had to piss, but I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands. It burnt like hell for about 20 minutes. I don't think I would use tobasco sauce as a spermicide after that.
 

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I dont use condoms...giggity giggity.
 

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MacAvoy said:
I can't believe how paranoid people are. Semen dies upon contact with air, so no matter how hard she tried to use a used condom, its physically impossible to get pregnant.
Nope. it sure does not die apon contact with air. I dropped off a sample to the sperm bank after shooting in a jar over two hours ago an they said it was top quality produce. It's now stored away for later use.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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wolf116 said:
Nope. it sure does not die apon contact with air. I dropped off a sample to the sperm bank after shooting in a jar over two hours ago an they said it was top quality produce. It's now stored away for later use.
How much did they pay you for that?
 

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martinM. said:
Tabasco in condoms? It seems if you have the time and can get away with putting tabasco in a condom, you could just as easily dispose of it.
You don't seem to get it, martinM. It's also about finding out who she is.

It's not just about disposing the semen so she can't use it. It's also about CATCHING her. When she starts screaming at the top of her lungs because her coochie burns and needs to go to the doctor, you caught her red-handed...or red-coochied. :yes:

Yes I know it's an old thread.
 
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