"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Do you put Tabasco in your used condom?

ketostix

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martinM. said:
Tabasco in condoms? It seems if you have the time and can get away with putting tabasco in a condom, you could just as easily dispose of it.
Yeah the whole idea seems kind of silly. When she tells eveyone that you're shooting red cvm that causes a burning sensation, that can't be good for your rep :eek: .
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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SmoothTalker said:
Fair enough... When I get my own house I'll put a fireplace in the bedroom and just burn the condoms.

But what if you aren't at your house? Guys don't carry around purses where they can hide the tabasco, and most women aren't going to have any in their bathroom.

They make little airline single serving bottles of tabasco. just put one or two in your pocket. Flushing works too.
 

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If you aren't at your house just flush it down the toilet. Its not your problem if it clogs.
 

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This thread is a little too silly for the MM forum. Moved to Anything Else
 

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BudBundi said:
Bleach also works.
I would suggest Drain Magic, but come to think of it it would probably eat through the condom and the carpet before it even got close to coming into contact with her pregnancy bits.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just shoot it down her throat every time, and use the tobasco for flavor enhancement.
 

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one time I was cutting up some red peppers and then had to piss, but I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands. It burnt like hell for about 20 minutes. I don't think I would use tobasco sauce as a spermicide after that.
 

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I dont use condoms...giggity giggity.
 

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MacAvoy said:
I can't believe how paranoid people are. Semen dies upon contact with air, so no matter how hard she tried to use a used condom, its physically impossible to get pregnant.
Nope. it sure does not die apon contact with air. I dropped off a sample to the sperm bank after shooting in a jar over two hours ago an they said it was top quality produce. It's now stored away for later use.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wolf116 said:
Nope. it sure does not die apon contact with air. I dropped off a sample to the sperm bank after shooting in a jar over two hours ago an they said it was top quality produce. It's now stored away for later use.
How much did they pay you for that?
 

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martinM. said:
Tabasco in condoms? It seems if you have the time and can get away with putting tabasco in a condom, you could just as easily dispose of it.
You don't seem to get it, martinM. It's also about finding out who she is.

It's not just about disposing the semen so she can't use it. It's also about CATCHING her. When she starts screaming at the top of her lungs because her coochie burns and needs to go to the doctor, you caught her red-handed...or red-coochied. :yes:

Yes I know it's an old thread.
 
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