AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Fat chicks? I'll pass. You can have them. I'll just take all the fit ones. They'd probably crush me or something.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
do you like chicks that are just a bit overweight but
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
All of that after High School?? I've heard that college Freshmen co-eds usually gain a little weight but d@mn! You can only imagine what they'd look like after college.
One of the reasons that I broke up with my ex is that over the couple of years we dated she put on about 20-30 lbs! I don't mean to hate but I can't get into dating a woman that's 4 inches shorter than me but only 5 lbs lighter!
These Nordic, Swedish, German women in Minnesota need to go to the coast and learn about the South Beach diet or something. That and stop eating those batter dipped, deep fried Snickers Bars on a stick at the State Fair...
One thing that is awesome about not being quite as fricking picky over time is your tastes will change and you find more and more women attractive. So if you once date a girl that is a few pounds overweight you have a larger number of women to choose from.
I use to never date a woman if she was even slightly overweight. This was shallow and in the end not good for me.
Now I can enjoy a wider range of women which is good because you know 90% of all women are a pain in the ass anyways. May as well have a few more women to pick from.
I use to never date a woman if she was even slightly overweight. This was shallow and in the end not good for me.
Now I can enjoy a wider range of women which is good because you know 90% of all women are a pain in the ass anyways. May as well have a few more women to pick from.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
I don't do Porkers anymore, I've had my fill and I just don't want to go back there.
Give me a nice athletic, lithe, slim woman anyday.
One day I came in the bedroom from having a shower. She was face down, snoring like a hog, the ripples in her backside vibrating in sympathy.
At that point I made a decision, never again.
Give me a nice athletic, lithe, slim woman anyday.
One day I came in the bedroom from having a shower. She was face down, snoring like a hog, the ripples in her backside vibrating in sympathy.
At that point I made a decision, never again.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Yeah, I have anorexia by proxy, she's actually a size 12.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, a "wider" range... That explains the orange triangle on their butts!
I'll give it to 'ya that you do have a wider range to choose from now a days since 3 quarters of the population is overweight and 60% of them are obese. Quite a large selection to choose from...
Soma
Banned
Fvck man, I love the cute fatties. Oooh how I love them. Let me count the ways...1..2...3.......
Yum yum.
Yum yum.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, that was phat, wasn't it?Originally posted by Hot Ice
LARGE
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
If anyone wonders why I am into cycling and REALLY into fit women cyclist, flip though the January/February issue of Bicycling magazine when you're in your neighborhood Barnes & Nobles or Border's Books.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
I still stand by the notion that HBs bust their ass in the gym for us, and I do the same, so I'm not going to frickin' fvck a fat chick. I'm sorry, but I can't.
If I were the last man on Earth and there were all fat chicks left, I'd jump off into a ****ing volcano or nuke myself so they can't play with my **** when I'm dead. Sick bastards.
Damn...I thought about it and that volcano **** would hurt.
If I were the last man on Earth and there were all fat chicks left, I'd jump off into a ****ing volcano or nuke myself so they can't play with my **** when I'm dead. Sick bastards.
Damn...I thought about it and that volcano **** would hurt.
Tha Realnezz
Master Don Juan
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You mean "thick",Shark.
Of course.
I perfer pretty faces & thin waists but something about tig-ole bitties turns me into a feind.
LMAO for some reason I don't like hanging with chics like that I think they're hoes for some reason.
Ioono why..
Of course.
I perfer pretty faces & thin waists but something about tig-ole bitties turns me into a feind.
LMAO for some reason I don't like hanging with chics like that I think they're hoes for some reason.
Ioono why..
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.