AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Fat chicks? I'll pass. You can have them. I'll just take all the fit ones. They'd probably crush me or something.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
do you like chicks that are just a bit overweight but
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
All of that after High School?? I've heard that college Freshmen co-eds usually gain a little weight but d@mn! You can only imagine what they'd look like after college.
One of the reasons that I broke up with my ex is that over the couple of years we dated she put on about 20-30 lbs! I don't mean to hate but I can't get into dating a woman that's 4 inches shorter than me but only 5 lbs lighter!
These Nordic, Swedish, German women in Minnesota need to go to the coast and learn about the South Beach diet or something. That and stop eating those batter dipped, deep fried Snickers Bars on a stick at the State Fair...
One thing that is awesome about not being quite as fricking picky over time is your tastes will change and you find more and more women attractive. So if you once date a girl that is a few pounds overweight you have a larger number of women to choose from.
I use to never date a woman if she was even slightly overweight. This was shallow and in the end not good for me.
Now I can enjoy a wider range of women which is good because you know 90% of all women are a pain in the ass anyways. May as well have a few more women to pick from.
I use to never date a woman if she was even slightly overweight. This was shallow and in the end not good for me.
Now I can enjoy a wider range of women which is good because you know 90% of all women are a pain in the ass anyways. May as well have a few more women to pick from.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
I don't do Porkers anymore, I've had my fill and I just don't want to go back there.
Give me a nice athletic, lithe, slim woman anyday.
One day I came in the bedroom from having a shower. She was face down, snoring like a hog, the ripples in her backside vibrating in sympathy.
At that point I made a decision, never again.
Give me a nice athletic, lithe, slim woman anyday.
One day I came in the bedroom from having a shower. She was face down, snoring like a hog, the ripples in her backside vibrating in sympathy.
At that point I made a decision, never again.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Yeah, I have anorexia by proxy, she's actually a size 12.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, a "wider" range... That explains the orange triangle on their butts!
I'll give it to 'ya that you do have a wider range to choose from now a days since 3 quarters of the population is overweight and 60% of them are obese. Quite a large selection to choose from...
Soma
Banned
Fvck man, I love the cute fatties. Oooh how I love them. Let me count the ways...1..2...3.......
Yum yum.
Yum yum.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, that was phat, wasn't it?Originally posted by Hot Ice
LARGE
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
If anyone wonders why I am into cycling and REALLY into fit women cyclist, flip though the January/February issue of Bicycling magazine when you're in your neighborhood Barnes & Nobles or Border's Books.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
I still stand by the notion that HBs bust their ass in the gym for us, and I do the same, so I'm not going to frickin' fvck a fat chick. I'm sorry, but I can't.
If I were the last man on Earth and there were all fat chicks left, I'd jump off into a ****ing volcano or nuke myself so they can't play with my **** when I'm dead. Sick bastards.
Damn...I thought about it and that volcano **** would hurt.
If I were the last man on Earth and there were all fat chicks left, I'd jump off into a ****ing volcano or nuke myself so they can't play with my **** when I'm dead. Sick bastards.
Damn...I thought about it and that volcano **** would hurt.
Tha Realnezz
Master Don Juan
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You mean "thick",Shark.
Of course.
I perfer pretty faces & thin waists but something about tig-ole bitties turns me into a feind.
LMAO for some reason I don't like hanging with chics like that I think they're hoes for some reason.
Ioono why..
Of course.
I perfer pretty faces & thin waists but something about tig-ole bitties turns me into a feind.
LMAO for some reason I don't like hanging with chics like that I think they're hoes for some reason.
Ioono why..
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.