"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you let her poop while you're in the bathroom?

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Do you let your gf, plate, wife, fvckbuddy etc to poop while you're in the bathroom and vice versa?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No. While I am in the washroom (taking a shower etc.) I allow her to do anything but that. But, also she has never tried to take a sh1t in from of me. She just knows.
 
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fuk no
 
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Ex wf would always drop a duce with the door open. I hated it! She would always barg in while I was in there doing my business too.
It didn't bother her but she knew I didn't like it.

She wouldn't fart around me tho.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Infern0 said:
Yes I don't give a **** I put my tounge in there anyway
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No pun intended?

Rimj*b, I guess the kool kids now are calling it "tossing salad". I hear you but yeah watching a chick grunt doesn't excite me. I'm not a fan of 2 girls 1 cup either.
 
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Idk. I typically date super feminine chicks where I didn't know if they could poop, fart or burp. Never had the experience.
 
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I really don't care. I only have one bathroom. If she wants to come in and drop a deuce fine. I will be teasing the s hit out of her while she is doing it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Nope, thankfully all the girls I dealt with were the uhm "polite" (?) type.

Im myself somehow reserved in those cases, if Im pissing I open the sink to hide the noise while she is out.

That doesnt stop me to do the most nasty things during sex but toilet is totally different.
 
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eww! stinky!!! LOL!!!
 
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I have a awkward question as well to post here. This plate im seeing unfortunately snores, which unables me to sleep at all when we spend the night together, meaning im dead the day after coz of no sleep. How do I bring this up in order for her to fix this problem? Apparently for her its OK, but for me its a nightmare to get a good night sleep when we are together.
 
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Juanto said:
I have a awkward question as well to post here. This plate im seeing unfortunately snores, which unables me to sleep at all when we spend the night together, meaning im dead the day after coz of no sleep. How do I bring this up in order for her to fix this problem? Apparently for her its OK, but for me its a nightmare to get a good night sleep when we are together.
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earplugs, the 33db ones, soft blue hearos
 
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earplugs, the 33db ones, soft blue hearos
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Good suggestion. I had that problem at one point. Snoring is mostly involuntary so simply telling her to stop snoring doesn't really work.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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El Payaso said:
Good suggestion. I had that problem at one point. Snoring is mostly involuntary so simply telling her to stop snoring doesn't really work.
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And, make it her job to wake you, because, you may not hear the alarm. Put her to work!
 
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And, make it her job to wake you, because, you may not hear the alarm. Put her to work!
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She usually only stays on weekends so I dont have an alarm set for the next morning.... Anyway, ear plugs seem like a good idea, she wont stop snoring just coz I ask, I reckon....
 
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She usually only stays on weekends so I dont have an alarm set for the next morning.... Anyway, ear plugs seem like a good idea, she wont stop snoring just coz I ask, I reckon....
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You should still let her know though so she's aware and she puts a little effort.

Just tell her "Babe, I like having you over but I've been having difficulties sleeping because your snoring keeps me up. No sleep means I'm cranky in the morning."

She'll either apologize or throw a fit.

Her response will tell you what kind of woman she is. If she apologizes and at least makes an effort like saying she'll get one of those nostril strip things then you know she's the kind of woman to compromise or who takes criticism well.
 
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I don't have issue with it, if I'm feeling queasy or something I just lock the door.

Sexually I don't like any anal play. I just don't think it's better than the options available. The only time I enjoyed banging a girl in the arse was an ex I had that couldn't take birth control, so I'd just bust in her rear and that's it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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