Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Do you let her poop while you're in the bathroom?

El Payaso

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Do you let your gf, plate, wife, fvckbuddy etc to poop while you're in the bathroom and vice versa?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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No. While I am in the washroom (taking a shower etc.) I allow her to do anything but that. But, also she has never tried to take a sh1t in from of me. She just knows.
 

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fuk no
 

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Ex wf would always drop a duce with the door open. I hated it! She would always barg in while I was in there doing my business too.
It didn't bother her but she knew I didn't like it.

She wouldn't fart around me tho.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Yes I don't give a **** I put my tounge in there anyway
No pun intended?

Rimj*b, I guess the kool kids now are calling it "tossing salad". I hear you but yeah watching a chick grunt doesn't excite me. I'm not a fan of 2 girls 1 cup either.
 

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Idk. I typically date super feminine chicks where I didn't know if they could poop, fart or burp. Never had the experience.
 

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I really don't care. I only have one bathroom. If she wants to come in and drop a deuce fine. I will be teasing the s hit out of her while she is doing it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nope, thankfully all the girls I dealt with were the uhm "polite" (?) type.

Im myself somehow reserved in those cases, if Im pissing I open the sink to hide the noise while she is out.

That doesnt stop me to do the most nasty things during sex but toilet is totally different.
 

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eww! stinky!!! LOL!!!
 

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I have a awkward question as well to post here. This plate im seeing unfortunately snores, which unables me to sleep at all when we spend the night together, meaning im dead the day after coz of no sleep. How do I bring this up in order for her to fix this problem? Apparently for her its OK, but for me its a nightmare to get a good night sleep when we are together.
 

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I have a awkward question as well to post here. This plate im seeing unfortunately snores, which unables me to sleep at all when we spend the night together, meaning im dead the day after coz of no sleep. How do I bring this up in order for her to fix this problem? Apparently for her its OK, but for me its a nightmare to get a good night sleep when we are together.
earplugs, the 33db ones, soft blue hearos
 

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earplugs, the 33db ones, soft blue hearos
Good suggestion. I had that problem at one point. Snoring is mostly involuntary so simply telling her to stop snoring doesn't really work.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Good suggestion. I had that problem at one point. Snoring is mostly involuntary so simply telling her to stop snoring doesn't really work.
And, make it her job to wake you, because, you may not hear the alarm. Put her to work!
 

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And, make it her job to wake you, because, you may not hear the alarm. Put her to work!
She usually only stays on weekends so I dont have an alarm set for the next morning.... Anyway, ear plugs seem like a good idea, she wont stop snoring just coz I ask, I reckon....
 

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She usually only stays on weekends so I dont have an alarm set for the next morning.... Anyway, ear plugs seem like a good idea, she wont stop snoring just coz I ask, I reckon....
You should still let her know though so she's aware and she puts a little effort.

Just tell her "Babe, I like having you over but I've been having difficulties sleeping because your snoring keeps me up. No sleep means I'm cranky in the morning."

She'll either apologize or throw a fit.

Her response will tell you what kind of woman she is. If she apologizes and at least makes an effort like saying she'll get one of those nostril strip things then you know she's the kind of woman to compromise or who takes criticism well.
 

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I don't have issue with it, if I'm feeling queasy or something I just lock the door.

Sexually I don't like any anal play. I just don't think it's better than the options available. The only time I enjoyed banging a girl in the arse was an ex I had that couldn't take birth control, so I'd just bust in her rear and that's it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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