Do you guys think this approach will work?

[ElStud]

Well... there's this girl named Amanda who I like who's in band. Right now, I know we already have 2 things in common, we both do track and we both do band. I'm planning to approach her with this:

Me: Hey, Amanda, I saw you during track yesterday. What event do you do?

From there, she'd probably say the event, and I'm not sure what would happen from there. I'm also thinking about implementing a story up in there:

You know yesterday, right when it was raining like crazy during lunch? Me and my friends saw the funniest sh*t. Tell me why it was raining like hell and there were a bunch of tards' going outside and getting themselves soaked? It was so f*cking hilarious. Add to the fact that it was storming too and you can see those people aren't very smart. The whole time I was thinking, "What are these tards doing?"

Question, in this situation, how could I implement this story?

 

[So pimp its scary]

That story's kinda lame.

 

[ElStud]

That story's kinda lame.

Yeah, but it's the only TRUE story I could think of. But tell me, what makes it lame?

 

[The Shocker]

I thought her name was Abby.

 

[ElStud]

There are many girls in band. This is a different girl. Think outside the box. Besides it's bad to have oneitis.

 

[Yapper]

That story's kinda lame.

That comment's kind of an understatement.

So some kids went outside when it was raining and got wet... okay... very "hilarious" and interesting.

 

[ElStud]

That comment's kind of an understatement.

So some kids went outside when it was raining and got wet... okay... very "hilarious" and interesting.

It is hilarious if only for the fact that those kids were dumb enough to go out into a rain storm when it's thundering. It's hilarious because the kids were idiots.

 

[danielzxc]

Sorry man, the way you plan to tell it it is most definitely not hilarious at all. If you say that, man, you are going to sound SO incredibly lame it would probably make the 6 o'clock news. I mean come on man, you saw the "funniest shyt" -- so far so good -- and what was it? Kids going out in the rain and getting soaked! *Groan* That is so fkkin lame words cannot describe it. The big deal is not that you came up with a lame story -- people make mistakes -- but it's amazing that you are actually trying to defend it.

If you get a chick laughing at that, she's either (a) retarded (b) polite or (c) crazy about you.