"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Do you guys think this approach will work?

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Well... there's this girl named Amanda who I like who's in band. Right now, I know we already have 2 things in common, we both do track and we both do band. I'm planning to approach her with this:
Me: Hey, Amanda, I saw you during track yesterday. What event do you do?
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From there, she'd probably say the event, and I'm not sure what would happen from there. I'm also thinking about implementing a story up in there:
You know yesterday, right when it was raining like crazy during lunch? Me and my friends saw the funniest sh*t. Tell me why it was raining like hell and there were a bunch of tards' going outside and getting themselves soaked? It was so f*cking hilarious. Add to the fact that it was storming too and you can see those people aren't very smart. The whole time I was thinking, "What are these tards doing?"
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Question, in this situation, how could I implement this story?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So pimp its scary said:
That story's kinda lame.
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Yeah, but it's the only TRUE story I could think of. But tell me, what makes it lame?
 
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I thought her name was Abby.
 
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There are many girls in band. This is a different girl. Think outside the box. Besides it's bad to have oneitis.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So pimp its scary said:
That story's kinda lame.
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That comment's kind of an understatement.

So some kids went outside when it was raining and got wet... okay... very "hilarious" and interesting.
 
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Yapper said:
That comment's kind of an understatement.

So some kids went outside when it was raining and got wet... okay... very "hilarious" and interesting.
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It is hilarious if only for the fact that those kids were dumb enough to go out into a rain storm when it's thundering. It's hilarious because the kids were idiots.
 
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Sorry man, the way you plan to tell it it is most definitely not hilarious at all. If you say that, man, you are going to sound SO incredibly lame it would probably make the 6 o'clock news. I mean come on man, you saw the "funniest shyt" -- so far so good -- and what was it? Kids going out in the rain and getting soaked! *Groan* That is so fkkin lame words cannot describe it. The big deal is not that you came up with a lame story -- people make mistakes -- but it's amazing that you are actually trying to defend it.

If you get a chick laughing at that, she's either (a) retarded (b) polite or (c) crazy about you.
 
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