"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Do you guys have any fool proof ways to get a girl to fvck?

Kal0051

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Got a number from a girl I work with, she's moving away for school soon and she said that we need to do something before then. I'm not interested in a relationship with her obviously, I just want to fvck her senseless. I've never had much luck getting a girl in bed quickly, always takes at least a month, and that's cutting it pretty close with this one. So any ideas would be great.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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if she's telling you to do something before she moves away, she's telling you that's she's ready! if you flop on this one and don't follow up on it, she will get turned off and see you as a wuss. she's testing you to see if you are a real man to lead her to fu ck!
 

Badmannaz

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yea there is away.....you can get her drunk and by then she'll do whatever you want her to do......go to a party and get her messed up then start hitting on her....by the time you leave that party you should be making out with her...when u get in the car reach for a Pvss and that's the ON SWITCH...if u can touch it u can fvck....


it never failed for me...
 

speakeasy

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Think about it, if guys has a foolproof way to get girls to f-ck, this forum would be empty. We'd be out f-cking 24/7.
 

everywomanshero

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I have absolutely no idea how to get girls in bed, but I can tell you how to get a woman in bed.

Understand this: Most women have a fantasy of a man just taking them and giving them wild orgasms. However, they also face a reality with craig's list killer types. You must keep them enough comfort that they don't bolt in fear for their lives, and not be so safe that you don't try to get them pantsies off or give up at the slightest wiff of her holding back.

In other words, you need to be a man, not a rapist or a scared little boy. If you can be a man, you can **** many a woman in short order. Get her alone, pop in a movie, **** her. The end. If you want to be more romantic than hard core porno, then throw in a cooked meal and some wine. before the movie. It's not hard and yes it works pretty much every time. A woman not responding would be almost unthinkable. In fact one is waiting for me to **** her in a couple hours. How can I be sure we will **** when I can't go to her place or even take her to mine? Because I just no, because I am a man, because I am confident and because it's what always happens.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Be awesome

Seriously all I can offer you is this: be awesome. If you are totally fvcking cool as fvck and go out and have fun then you will get laid. That is it.

There shouldn't even be a forum here as that's pretty much anyone needs to know.

Apologies about the dogmatic nature of this comment but I've been away for a while and have had a few epiphanies about societal interaction.

1. Be awesome.
2. Go out and have fun.
3. Meet girls.
4. Get laid.
 

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kissing a girl EXTREMELY well does the trick but uhm problem is you need to get yourself up to that point willingly
 

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Just keep escalating. Never stop! Even when she says no.
 

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being a famous, handsome and rich rockstar is pretty much foolproof
 

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every girl is different, so there is no fool proof way. Unless you mean drunk girls, then yes there is a fool proof way. However, I wouldn't recommend preying on drunk women, just not cool imo.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kal0051

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thanks to the people that had semi serious answers. I know there's no fool proof way but I couldn't think of a better way to phrase it (I didn't like the sound of "Anyone have a good way to get a girl into bed quickly?").
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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CaptainJ

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Conquer said:
every girl is different, so there is no fool proof way. Unless you mean drunk girls, then yes there is a fool proof way. However, I wouldn't recommend preying on drunk women, just not cool imo.
I hate the whole "Preying on drunk women" thing. It's something that has been made up my feminazi's to shame men. Women go to parties to have fun and get drunk. They get drunk so that they are allowed to be "taken advantage" of by guys. Just think about it, they can use the drink to blame their shameful acts on. They can be slutty under the influence and not be a slutty person. They can let go of the sexual urges they have chained up inside them. So don't tell someone who is gaming a drunk chick that he is "preying on her", since he's just doing what the girl wants him to do, and taking the initiative.

Although I don't advocate creeps who try and molest wasted unconcious girls.
 

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Rape her at gunpoint. But then you go to jail.
 

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speakeasy said:
Think about it, if guys has a foolproof way to get girls to f-ck, this forum would be empty. We'd be out f-cking 24/7.
Actually, this forum and this website and others like it wouldn't even exist.
 

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CaptainJ said:
I hate the whole "Preying on drunk women" thing. It's something that has been made up my feminazi's to shame men. Women go to parties to have fun and get drunk. They get drunk so that they are allowed to be "taken advantage" of by guys. Just think about it, they can use the drink to blame their shameful acts on. They can be slutty under the influence and not be a slutty person. They can let go of the sexual urges they have chained up inside them. So don't tell someone who is gaming a drunk chick that he is "preying on her", since he's just doing what the girl wants him to do, and taking the initiative.

Although I don't advocate creeps who try and molest wasted unconcious girls.
Taking advantage of someone while they are vulnerable (heavily drunk) is seriously uncool. No one likes being "taken advantage" off.
 

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only a puke fetishist would want to take advantage of women that are so drunk you can do them without them knowing anyway.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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