Do you guys have any fool proof ways to get a girl to fvck?

[Kal0051]

Got a number from a girl I work with, she's moving away for school soon and she said that we need to do something before then. I'm not interested in a relationship with her obviously, I just want to fvck her senseless. I've never had much luck getting a girl in bed quickly, always takes at least a month, and that's cutting it pretty close with this one. So any ideas would be great.

 

[909pua]

if she's telling you to do something before she moves away, she's telling you that's she's ready! if you flop on this one and don't follow up on it, she will get turned off and see you as a wuss. she's testing you to see if you are a real man to lead her to fu ck!

 

[Badmannaz]

yea there is away.....you can get her drunk and by then she'll do whatever you want her to do......go to a party and get her messed up then start hitting on her....by the time you leave that party you should be making out with her...when u get in the car reach for a Pvss and that's the ON SWITCH...if u can touch it u can fvck....


it never failed for me...

 

[speakeasy]

Think about it, if guys has a foolproof way to get girls to f-ck, this forum would be empty. We'd be out f-cking 24/7.

 

[everywomanshero]

I have absolutely no idea how to get girls in bed, but I can tell you how to get a woman in bed.

Understand this: Most women have a fantasy of a man just taking them and giving them wild orgasms. However, they also face a reality with craig's list killer types. You must keep them enough comfort that they don't bolt in fear for their lives, and not be so safe that you don't try to get them pantsies off or give up at the slightest wiff of her holding back.

In other words, you need to be a man, not a rapist or a scared little boy. If you can be a man, you can **** many a woman in short order. Get her alone, pop in a movie, **** her. The end. If you want to be more romantic than hard core porno, then throw in a cooked meal and some wine. before the movie. It's not hard and yes it works pretty much every time. A woman not responding would be almost unthinkable. In fact one is waiting for me to **** her in a couple hours. How can I be sure we will **** when I can't go to her place or even take her to mine? Because I just no, because I am a man, because I am confident and because it's what always happens.

 

[psychocandy]

Be awesome

Seriously all I can offer you is this: be awesome. If you are totally fvcking cool as fvck and go out and have fun then you will get laid. That is it.

There shouldn't even be a forum here as that's pretty much anyone needs to know.

Apologies about the dogmatic nature of this comment but I've been away for a while and have had a few epiphanies about societal interaction.

1. Be awesome.
2. Go out and have fun.
3. Meet girls.
4. Get laid.

 

[Jblitz59]

kissing a girl EXTREMELY well does the trick but uhm problem is you need to get yourself up to that point willingly

 

[CaptainJ]

Just keep escalating. Never stop! Even when she says no.

 

[Captain Harlock]

being a famous, handsome and rich rockstar is pretty much foolproof

 

[Conquer]

every girl is different, so there is no fool proof way. Unless you mean drunk girls, then yes there is a fool proof way. However, I wouldn't recommend preying on drunk women, just not cool imo.

 

[Berlex]

roofies

 

[dude04]

be a mind reader

 

[Captain Harlock]

be a mind reader

could potentially do more damage than good if they all think you suck.

 

[Kal0051]

thanks to the people that had semi serious answers. I know there's no fool proof way but I couldn't think of a better way to phrase it (I didn't like the sound of "Anyone have a good way to get a girl into bed quickly?").

 

[prairiedog24]

Just keep escalating. Never stop! Even when she says no.

lol. Accurate I suppose.

 

[CaptainJ]

every girl is different, so there is no fool proof way. Unless you mean drunk girls, then yes there is a fool proof way. However, I wouldn't recommend preying on drunk women, just not cool imo.

I hate the whole "Preying on drunk women" thing. It's something that has been made up my feminazi's to shame men. Women go to parties to have fun and get drunk. They get drunk so that they are allowed to be "taken advantage" of by guys. Just think about it, they can use the drink to blame their shameful acts on. They can be slutty under the influence and not be a slutty person. They can let go of the sexual urges they have chained up inside them. So don't tell someone who is gaming a drunk chick that he is "preying on her", since he's just doing what the girl wants him to do, and taking the initiative.

Although I don't advocate creeps who try and molest wasted unconcious girls.

 

[fertileTurtle]

Rape her at gunpoint. But then you go to jail.

 

[nismo-4]

Think about it, if guys has a foolproof way to get girls to f-ck, this forum would be empty. We'd be out f-cking 24/7.

Actually, this forum and this website and others like it wouldn't even exist.

 

[Cinamon]

I hate the whole "Preying on drunk women" thing. It's something that has been made up my feminazi's to shame men. Women go to parties to have fun and get drunk. They get drunk so that they are allowed to be "taken advantage" of by guys. Just think about it, they can use the drink to blame their shameful acts on. They can be slutty under the influence and not be a slutty person. They can let go of the sexual urges they have chained up inside them. So don't tell someone who is gaming a drunk chick that he is "preying on her", since he's just doing what the girl wants him to do, and taking the initiative.

Although I don't advocate creeps who try and molest wasted unconcious girls.

Taking advantage of someone while they are vulnerable (heavily drunk) is seriously uncool. No one likes being "taken advantage" off.

 

[Captain Harlock]

only a puke fetishist would want to take advantage of women that are so drunk you can do them without them knowing anyway.