Got a number from a girl I work with, she's moving away for school soon and she said that we need to do something before then. I'm not interested in a relationship with her obviously, I just want to fvck her senseless. I've never had much luck getting a girl in bed quickly, always takes at least a month, and that's cutting it pretty close with this one. So any ideas would be great.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Do you guys have any fool proof ways to get a girl to fvck?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
if she's telling you to do something before she moves away, she's telling you that's she's ready! if you flop on this one and don't follow up on it, she will get turned off and see you as a wuss. she's testing you to see if you are a real man to lead her to fu ck!
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
yea there is away.....you can get her drunk and by then she'll do whatever you want her to do......go to a party and get her messed up then start hitting on her....by the time you leave that party you should be making out with her...when u get in the car reach for a Pvss and that's the ON SWITCH...if u can touch it u can fvck....
it never failed for me...
it never failed for me...
everywomanshero
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I have absolutely no idea how to get girls in bed, but I can tell you how to get a woman in bed.
Understand this: Most women have a fantasy of a man just taking them and giving them wild orgasms. However, they also face a reality with craig's list killer types. You must keep them enough comfort that they don't bolt in fear for their lives, and not be so safe that you don't try to get them pantsies off or give up at the slightest wiff of her holding back.
In other words, you need to be a man, not a rapist or a scared little boy. If you can be a man, you can **** many a woman in short order. Get her alone, pop in a movie, **** her. The end. If you want to be more romantic than hard core porno, then throw in a cooked meal and some wine. before the movie. It's not hard and yes it works pretty much every time. A woman not responding would be almost unthinkable. In fact one is waiting for me to **** her in a couple hours. How can I be sure we will **** when I can't go to her place or even take her to mine? Because I just no, because I am a man, because I am confident and because it's what always happens.
Understand this: Most women have a fantasy of a man just taking them and giving them wild orgasms. However, they also face a reality with craig's list killer types. You must keep them enough comfort that they don't bolt in fear for their lives, and not be so safe that you don't try to get them pantsies off or give up at the slightest wiff of her holding back.
In other words, you need to be a man, not a rapist or a scared little boy. If you can be a man, you can **** many a woman in short order. Get her alone, pop in a movie, **** her. The end. If you want to be more romantic than hard core porno, then throw in a cooked meal and some wine. before the movie. It's not hard and yes it works pretty much every time. A woman not responding would be almost unthinkable. In fact one is waiting for me to **** her in a couple hours. How can I be sure we will **** when I can't go to her place or even take her to mine? Because I just no, because I am a man, because I am confident and because it's what always happens.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
psychocandy
Don Juan
Be awesome
Seriously all I can offer you is this: be awesome. If you are totally fvcking cool as fvck and go out and have fun then you will get laid. That is it.
There shouldn't even be a forum here as that's pretty much anyone needs to know.
Apologies about the dogmatic nature of this comment but I've been away for a while and have had a few epiphanies about societal interaction.
1. Be awesome.
2. Go out and have fun.
3. Meet girls.
4. Get laid.
Seriously all I can offer you is this: be awesome. If you are totally fvcking cool as fvck and go out and have fun then you will get laid. That is it.
There shouldn't even be a forum here as that's pretty much anyone needs to know.
Apologies about the dogmatic nature of this comment but I've been away for a while and have had a few epiphanies about societal interaction.
1. Be awesome.
2. Go out and have fun.
3. Meet girls.
4. Get laid.
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
being a famous, handsome and rich rockstar is pretty much foolproof
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
could potentially do more damage than good if they all think you suck.dude04 said:
thanks to the people that had semi serious answers. I know there's no fool proof way but I couldn't think of a better way to phrase it (I didn't like the sound of "Anyone have a good way to get a girl into bed quickly?").
prairiedog24
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lol. Accurate I suppose.CaptainJ said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I hate the whole "Preying on drunk women" thing. It's something that has been made up my feminazi's to shame men. Women go to parties to have fun and get drunk. They get drunk so that they are allowed to be "taken advantage" of by guys. Just think about it, they can use the drink to blame their shameful acts on. They can be slutty under the influence and not be a slutty person. They can let go of the sexual urges they have chained up inside them. So don't tell someone who is gaming a drunk chick that he is "preying on her", since he's just doing what the girl wants him to do, and taking the initiative.Conquer said:
Although I don't advocate creeps who try and molest wasted unconcious girls.
fertileTurtle
Master Don Juan
Rape her at gunpoint. But then you go to jail.
nismo-4
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Actually, this forum and this website and others like it wouldn't even exist.speakeasy said:
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
only a puke fetishist would want to take advantage of women that are so drunk you can do them without them knowing anyway.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.