Just wondering. Well, not really just wondering. I met this cute girl at work and wouldn't mind asking her out. Don't know if she's single though. I'm thinking of trying to get her to come out partying with me this weekend, but don't know if she will (she said she had tons of homework to do, and she works most of the weekend).
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do you guys bother trying to figure out if a girl's single before you ask her out?
- Thread starter Kal0051
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Tyson420
Senior Don Juan
Does it matter? Even if she was with somebody else, chances are she's just waiting for another dude to mess with.Kal0051 said:
If a girl is pretty 99% of the times she isn't really single.
She may not have a guy whom she can bestow and slap a "boyfriend" title on him (thus fvck a guy without being labeled a slvt) but if she needs a hard d1ck she has plenty of "guy acquaintances" or "guy friends" who are willing to "hang out for a bit" (aka fvcking) with no questions asked.
You are just the next swinging d1ck waiting in line so that's the correct term to assume.
She may not have a guy whom she can bestow and slap a "boyfriend" title on him (thus fvck a guy without being labeled a slvt) but if she needs a hard d1ck she has plenty of "guy acquaintances" or "guy friends" who are willing to "hang out for a bit" (aka fvcking) with no questions asked.
You are just the next swinging d1ck waiting in line so that's the correct term to assume.
I always ask them if they are single. Most are not, but they lie. But I asked, and I can live with myself. Always ask. Don't waste time on emotionally unavailable women. Unless you just want to get laid. Then go ahead and fuvk everything in site.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Ridingthelightning
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No, I don't, I talk to her like I want to.
Hidden-Hand
Don Juan
I personally do not. If they arent single they'll let you know if they want you to know. Plus alot of women with boyfriends, finaces, and such will mess around with other guys so w/e. And does it really even matter? I mean if your only looking for a 'good time' and not a LTR then it doesnt matter much now does it?
I was in a long distance relationship and had my girlfriend, whom I loved, stolen out from under me by a guy she was going to school with. I was devastated and heartbroken, and I would never wish that experience on my worst enemy. Because of that, I'll never hit on a "taken" woman; maybe I'm a p*ssy but its my code of ethics and I stand by it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
lol, I have to laugh at your comment. Because tonight I was chilling with a couple girl I am into and one of them mentioned she was on a "break" from her boyfriend and we scheduled a date. Though I am kinda confused at one point. She and the other girl went to wait for her mom to pick her up and she told me if I went to wait with them than we wouldn't hang out. It was kinda weird, any ideas on that?1337 said:
Hmmmm.... sounds like she's pulling the ol' power play... her mum might have a million and one questions about who you are and sounds like she's trying to avoid that situation. Don't chase that or you'll just yield more power, let her come back to you on the date now that it's been arranged. And get some other chicks lined up to stop yourself falling into that oneitis rut.Kal0051 said:
Yeah I used to be like that then I realized that the problem isn't with the guy that she's cheating with but rather with her. Girls that are down to cheat on their boyfriends are going to do it anyways, regardless of whether it's with you or someone else. They're ****ed up in the head, and so you can absolve yourself of all responsibility for her cheating.Von S said:
As for the thread title, why does it matter?
T-Roy
Don Juan
I'll ask sometimes, but not 'cause I care. It's a good way to gauge their interest in you. Dependin' on how the answer. But I only ask if I want a shortcut to finding out that doesn't come along as creepy. Just ask the woman out, if anything it'll be an ego boost to her, and a slight disappointment to you. Unless you're obsessed with her that is the worst that can happen.