"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Do most 9's and tens suck in bed???

flippinfreak

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The more you speak in a sexual manner, the higher the sexual tension, and the more she will react. Get her to say the words you want her to "Oh yeah, I love your ass, I love it, what do I love? Huh? huh? *smack* I love your what?"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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speedo_meme

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Be gone, troll.

The rest of you do yourself a favor and do not respond to flippinfreak (ethnosomethingologist), the biggest homer baffoon sosuave has ever seen.
 

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Dancing and grinding = quality of sex

Think about it, if they can dance good, then they must have control over their body, and they have rythem and flow. If a girl can dance and move her hips to a rythem and in varying directions and intensity levels to music, then 9 times out of 10 she is going to be good in bed. The only exceptions are if she is very unexperienced or she is really nervous.
 

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Women want to treated like cheap *****s, ESPECIALLY the 9s and 10s.

If you don't direct the frame (dirty threats, total control, hair-pulling, wrist-holding, etc) she will not reciprocate by acting her part as the porn actress to your porn star.

Thpugh I have heard that the fuglier women try harder, I've not had first hand knowledge.

I also wonder if because hot women get access to more alphas and have better sex they generally become better in bed than ms average who gets boinked by mr average once a week if shes unlucky.
 

Boschy

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Have you tried talking to this girl to see why she about as exciting as a dead roo in bed? Explain the way you are feeling, ask her if she is like that all the time. Perhaps she has an unusual fetish? There are lots of different sexualities and fetishes out there. For instance, the necrobabe thing, where a person gets aroused by pretending to be a corpse (if you don't believe me, Google it). There could be any number of reasons why she is like that. She could be submissive. But....just talk to her! Sounds like she enjoyed herself. Is she petending/faking it just be with you? Lots of possible scenarios.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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