"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do I have herpes?

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I had sex with this girl for the first time twice, once on Monday night and the next morning as well. Both times I used protection. However on Tuesday afternoon I started to get rashes with big bumps, sort of like mosquito bites, basically all around my groin. Not on my ****, but on the closest sides of the left and right leg, and up to and around my belly button. I have a few patches going up my chest as well, even a small red patch under my right nipple. Now some of these bumps have turned into little red dots, maybe through me scratching them, that are very itchy.

So in short, do you guys think this is herpes? Or is it just an allergic reaction to something?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No one on this board is qualified to make that statement. Go check that out at your doctor's. You may or may not have something serious.
 
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Giovanni Casanova

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Some of the symptoms you describe are similar to herpes. A visit to your local health department or physician will tell you much more than I can though.

But your description is somewhat similar to my herpes. Did you have any other secondary symptoms (similar to a cold or flu) recently?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I went to my doctor today, and it isn't herpes, it's some sort of bacterial infection. I never thought I'd be so happy to have a bacterial infection! It did look quite a bit like herpes. I was quite worried there for awhile.
 
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Yeah... why does she have so much bacteria? Did you see an infection on her?
 
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News flash: Not washing the area that's come into contact with p*ssy juice will cause a rash such as has been described. Always, always, always clean yourself after you have sex!
 
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you can catch yeast infections thru sex if the chick has them, you can not see yeast until there is a reaction with your body.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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fvckin people are disgusting, I cant believe I like to eat pvssy juice
 
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