"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do gay guys really have to wear butt tampons?

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Asking for a friend.

In all seriousness, I'm curious if this is the case. With all this talk about what is natural, I think that you can pretty much rule out anal sex, if it's really possible for your ******* to get worn out.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The anus usually closes again after a big dump does it not? Ask a female porn star or a real life fudge packer for the best info on that subject. Don't think you will find many on this forum though…
 
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I came in to say that!

Anyway one of my favorite spots is New Hope PA which has a pretty large old queen contingent from Philly and New York and I've spent a fair amount of nights drinking and bullsh!tting with them. This has come up after a large amount of drinks (anyone feel free to pun here). No, most gay men don't have butt tampons. Even ancient bony-arsed ones. They kegel apparently.

But if you're into the freaky stuff (I'll leave it to your imagination) it happens.
 

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I knew a woman that loved large things in her ass. It got to a point where she did leak and had a hard time holding her mud.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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