“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Asking for a friend.

In all seriousness, I'm curious if this is the case. With all this talk about what is natural, I think that you can pretty much rule out anal sex, if it's really possible for your ******* to get worn out.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The anus usually closes again after a big dump does it not? Ask a female porn star or a real life fudge packer for the best info on that subject. Don't think you will find many on this forum though…
 
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I came in to say that!

Anyway one of my favorite spots is New Hope PA which has a pretty large old queen contingent from Philly and New York and I've spent a fair amount of nights drinking and bullsh!tting with them. This has come up after a large amount of drinks (anyone feel free to pun here). No, most gay men don't have butt tampons. Even ancient bony-arsed ones. They kegel apparently.

But if you're into the freaky stuff (I'll leave it to your imagination) it happens.
 

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I knew a woman that loved large things in her ass. It got to a point where she did leak and had a hard time holding her mud.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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