"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do gay guys really have to wear butt tampons?

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Asking for a friend.

In all seriousness, I'm curious if this is the case. With all this talk about what is natural, I think that you can pretty much rule out anal sex, if it's really possible for your ******* to get worn out.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The anus usually closes again after a big dump does it not? Ask a female porn star or a real life fudge packer for the best info on that subject. Don't think you will find many on this forum though…
 
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I came in to say that!

Anyway one of my favorite spots is New Hope PA which has a pretty large old queen contingent from Philly and New York and I've spent a fair amount of nights drinking and bullsh!tting with them. This has come up after a large amount of drinks (anyone feel free to pun here). No, most gay men don't have butt tampons. Even ancient bony-arsed ones. They kegel apparently.

But if you're into the freaky stuff (I'll leave it to your imagination) it happens.
 

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I knew a woman that loved large things in her ass. It got to a point where she did leak and had a hard time holding her mud.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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