"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ I need your help to lose virginity!

Alpheta

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Okay. So with this Virgin for half a year. Like her but she's BDP so I wanna dump but won't feel satisfied until I pump.

I stayed over a night for the first time around her place but I failed to sex. She resisted a lot but after I got the vibe she wanted it.

Anyways I Ate her out etc but didn't put it in.

I've arranged another meeting at her place in beginning November.

Here's the thing. It's about time I lost my V card.

What's more when I stayed over, she claims I didn't please her much and she didn't feel much etc lol. Hurts that ego man.

So just needed the DJs to give me some hard kick up the backside and to make sure I do the deed.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jetleg

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Good advice from Ruler as always. also, never go down on a girl if she never done the same for you! you've satisfied her will, thats why you couldnt get it in.
i would also "help" her by putting her hands on your d***. tease her just like ruler said and then stop, it will make her begging you to f**ck her.
 

Infern0

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Is she diagnosed BPD?

If so 99.999% chance she is NOT a virgin, and you are the beta male provider boyfriend while she's getting some on the side, sorry to be the one to say it mate but if you ask anyone with BPD experience they will tell you it's true.

If she's bpd and you want to smash, just get her drunk and make a move, that really is all there is to it. Get a text message consent type thing from her first though.

And oh yeah, don't even bother with any of this and get out now before it all goes down the rabbit hole.
 

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You need to get her drunk, beer won't do it. Either wine that is 12 degrees alcohol, or something stronger. Vodka will do it, wiskey as well, wiskey with cola. The two of you need to drink, and she must drink more, then you fvck her.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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fastlife

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Lol this can't possibly backfire (if she's actually BPD and actually a virgin).

Ruler's advice is solid if you're sure this is something you want to do. Except I'd add that undressing her & maneuvering yourself over her during foreplay will expedite the process and help with last minute resistance. Plus if she's legit a virgin you'll have to do most of the heavy lifting & show dominance (most girls you can just take their hand, put it on your c0ck and, holding her hand and leaning in for a kiss, show her what you want her to do with it and they'll usually take it from there).
 
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