"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Today I recieved the greatest news and probably the weirdest. I have learned that my brother and two other people are holding a three way birthday party at our house this Sunday. That seems like nothing but one of these people is best friends with this girl I have been wanting to approach for a few weeks and now she is going to be in my house, my stomping grounds where I feel the best. It is as if God has said here you go take it. I can't believe how f***ing impossible this is. I get to go through with this approach and be done with it. Any tips on how to do a party approach probably won't be much of a in depth reply other than just go and talk to her but hey I might get good advice, dancing won't be big I'm guessing but just a casual party, this is great.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Give her a tour.... "this is the couch... those are the cushions... this is my favorite wall... just look at it"

Lol, just relax, its yoru goddamn house, ask her how she knows the birthday kids :p
 
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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
Give her a tour.... "this is the couch... those are the cushions... this is my favorite wall... just look at it"

youre forgetting the best part...

THIS IS MY BEDROOM...THIS IS MY BED....;)
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THIS IS MY BEDROOM...THIS IS MY BED
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hehehe, wanna mess up my sheets?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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