"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Divine Intervention, Holy F'ing S***

TheKarnivalShow

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Today I recieved the greatest news and probably the weirdest. I have learned that my brother and two other people are holding a three way birthday party at our house this Sunday. That seems like nothing but one of these people is best friends with this girl I have been wanting to approach for a few weeks and now she is going to be in my house, my stomping grounds where I feel the best. It is as if God has said here you go take it. I can't believe how f***ing impossible this is. I get to go through with this approach and be done with it. Any tips on how to do a party approach probably won't be much of a in depth reply other than just go and talk to her but hey I might get good advice, dancing won't be big I'm guessing but just a casual party, this is great.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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TonyTheTigerOI

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Give her a tour.... "this is the couch... those are the cushions... this is my favorite wall... just look at it"

Lol, just relax, its yoru goddamn house, ask her how she knows the birthday kids :p
 

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
Give her a tour.... "this is the couch... those are the cushions... this is my favorite wall... just look at it"

youre forgetting the best part...

THIS IS MY BEDROOM...THIS IS MY BED....;)
 

Deadly_Assassin

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THIS IS MY BEDROOM...THIS IS MY BED
hehehe, wanna mess up my sheets?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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