"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A friend was telling me this about his friend.

when this guy started dating or met a new girl, he would check her movie collection to see if she had Disney movies like "Snow White", "Cinderella", "Sleeping Beauty", etc.

If she did, he'd automatically cross her off the list because the woman is looking for Prince Charming and is impossible to satisfy.

Is it the DJ way to be that Prince Charming, or not?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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No, don't TRY be HER prince charming.
BE the prince charming that YOU can be.
 

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A girl with ANY Disney titles in her movie collection is an automatic NEXT.

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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
A girl with ANY Disney titles in her movie collection is an automatic NEXT.

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I was thinking that in some ways, but when thinking abuot that, every girl I've ever met has always been a huge Disney fan. Huge.

No, don't TRY be HER prince charming.
BE the prince charming that YOU can be.QUOTE]

that's what I meant. good call.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
A girl with ANY Disney titles in her movie collection is an automatic NEXT.

Well you know, not all Disney titles are bad. If I found out that a girl had some of the early Disney titles from the 30s to the 60s, heck, that would raise my IL, since I'm somewhat of a (vintage) cartoon fan.
 

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The dude can't compete with a cartoon????!!!!:confused:
 

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You guys are right and wrong, almost all girls grew up eating disney propaganda and it most probably ****ed all of them up, but nexting them is like cutting off your head to cure a headache, because ALL women are ****ed up.
 

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Many guys have magazines and posters featuring airbrushed and cosmetically-enhanced models, but does that mean they can't be satisfied by a real woman?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Jariel
Many guys have magazines and posters featuring airbrushed and cosmetically-enhanced models, but does that mean they can't be satisfied by a real woman?
Actually, in some cases, yes.

SPEEDRUNNER: Damn, you beat me to it.

Perhaps I should rephrase my previous post:

A girl with ANY Disney titles in her movie collection is an automatic head case. She will be crazy in bed (assuming Uncle Joe didn't rape her at age 7), but she will also be crazy out of bed.

OR

A girl with ANY Disney titles in her movie collection wasn't as clever as she thought she was when she said, "Kids? Me? No I don't have any children,..."
 
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