"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dirtiest/hottest thing a chick did for you

lizardking82

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Although it might not mean much, sex in public for the first time was a big exciting thing for me. The risk of getting caught just added to the whole excitement. Also, ****ing a hairdresser in hew own saloon while it was raining was sth very nice.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bigneil

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A few weeks ago, at 4am, with the surf pounding outside our oceanfront hotel, my girlfriend just randomly said "Can I sit on your face?"

She did for at least 20 minutes. She must have come at least 4 times.

I realized that's how I want to die. Put a clothespin on my nose and have a beautiful young girl smother me with her vagina.
 

soulforge

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Well the current plate I am banging.. is happy and WILLING
to give me 3sums, 4sums, outdoor sex... anything and everything I want...

After I have had a little fun.. I will be immediately dumping this sloot..
 

marmel75

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Although it might not mean much, sex in public for the first time was a big exciting thing for me. The risk of getting caught just added to the whole excitement. Also, ****ing a hairdresser in hew own saloon while it was raining was sth very nice.
I was banging a chick in the ass...absolutely hammering away, and I pulled out to bust a nut and she turned around and started sucking it and swallowed every drop...she then tried to kiss me, which definitely wasn't happening until she brushed her teeth and used mouth wash, lol....I found it kind of disgusting but really hot at the same time...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Solomon

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There's something epic about having two hot chicks suck your **** at the same time
 

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I had 2 plates do @ss to mouth. I never kissed either of them again.

Did the 2 chick bj with a chick I was spinning and her friend that was bi. The plate wasnt down for a 3 some but would let her friend suck it with her, make out, etc. A year later I tapped the bi female friend too.

One legit 3 some. The best part was pounding one from behind as she went down on the other.

For me, watching women make out and really get into it in front of me and making me be patient before allowing me to jump in has always been a great turn on.
 

Roober

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My current plate is a lot of fun...
-she got stripper lingerie and danced for me (granted, it wasn't that great, but it was sexy as hell).
-We pulled over last week after an event and she gave me a BJ in the car
-Just the other night, I walked her to her car, said she was horny, undid my pants, pulled hers down, bent her over and banged her right in the middle of a full parking lot at about 9pm

Not too exciting other than her. The other women have been pretty standard... I don't think you usually get hte kinky $hit until she trusts you.
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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don't think you usually get hte kinky $hit until she trusts you.
Well I learned something today. Having sex with a woman doesn't necessarily mean she trusts you. Kinda crazy to think about how they will have sex with you and still not even trust you completely. Strange concept to think about.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Roober

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Well I learned something today. Having sex with a woman doesn't necessarily mean she trusts you. Kinda crazy to think about how they will have sex with you and still not even trust you completely. Strange concept to think about.
True! A woman who trusts you though will let you do anything and everything with them.
 

The Duke

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-Had sechs with a stripper girlfriend at the adult video store while watching p0rn. When we got done my kumm ran down her leg onto the floor. After that I dropped her off at the club so she could work! She told me she couldn't wait until some guy tried to stick his face in her pu$$y and it still had my juices all over it. hahahaha

-Having 2 chics giving me a blow job on my patio made me feel like I was King of the World!

-Fingered a girl standing next to a bar top, with my buddies standing next to us. She had a short skirt with no panties on and raised one leg to make it real easy. Girl had some super fine legs.

-One time at party cove I had full sechs with a chic on our boat. Got a standing ovation from the dudes a few boats over after I pulled out and came on her azz. After that she was eating jello shots out of another chics pu$$y. Girl was crazy bipolar, but super fun. I stayed drunk and hard the entire day.

-I used to have a favorite stripper that I was "friends" with. One afternoon I got some drinks in her, took her to the couch area just off the main stage. Within minutes I am laying on top of her, panties to the side, and my fingers inside of her. The entire club is watching and we didn't care if we got caught. After about 5minutes the bouncer kicked me out and she got fired!
 

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Forgot to add.. Current plate, fingered her own ass.. Then licked and sucked her finger after.. She done this repeatedly..

Dirty hoe!
 
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