"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Direct IOI.

Slash Dolo

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So I'm going out of town in a week. I need a dogsitter while I'm away. Coincidentally I ask this cute girl on Facebook if she'd be down and I'd pay her and blah blah. She not only says yes, but says she'll do it for free. I insist on paying her something, and she responds with "Hahah how aboutttt instead of paying me, you do me a favor in return?"

This seems like the most obvious IOI I've gotten in a while. The fact that she wants to do this for free is another, as it's a 6-7 hour thing.

Have you guys gotten any really obvious IOIs recently? If so, please share.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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VladPatton

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Where's the favor??? You don't just agree without knowing what she wants. You're thinking sex, and she thinking you do her laundry for the next 6 months.
 
Slash Dolo

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Ruler said:
Make sure she's not asking you to digsit in return :crackup:

Nah though, it sounds good. Tell her it depends what she needs, or something funny I'm sure you know what to write.
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Yup. I actually haven't agreed to the favor yet, so I'll be sure to play it off correctly lol.
 
marmel75

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Tell her she'll have to do more than watch your dog to get your pants off, she'll need to wine and dine you! Lmao
 
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