"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dinner with the deans

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I'm in college and my dorm house is having a "dinner with the deans" night where we're supposed to dress formal and eat and meet the deans or whatever. I don't know HOW this will help me but I'm sure having connections and making a good impression can help you somehow...anyways, I was just wondering if you guys had any tips or anything like that. What would you do
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Suicide

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We did that at my school. I made sure to get the seat right next to the head honcho. I made an effort to know about him before hand and ask questions about him. When he got up, I stole his chocolate cake.
 

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cool thanks guys. ima try to keep those things in mind
 
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