Did your father's give you advice on women growing up?

[Fatality]

My father never really told me anything about women. Did anybody here have father's that helped them with women? If so, was the advice that he gave you good or was it AFC?

 

[rgeere]

I didn't live with my father growing up, but only since recently have I talked with him about girls.

He's actually quite wise, wish I had grown up with his encouragement.

 

[Sterling the Runner]

My dad told me to treat girls like my buddies, like they are no one special. But I alway ended up getting all infatuated after i met a girl and made all the typical AFC mistakes. Not anymore though!

 

[-.-]

exact words was, "always treat women with respect. be nice to them and befriend them. before you know it they'll be wanting you. loving you"

PFFT!!..

 

[Barbillus]

No advice. No nothing. Maybe just treat girls with respect, etc.

And also I got was "girls are trouble - dont worry about them until you are 30"

hahaha

 

[Bulldog6971]

all afc advise nothing at all usefull, it often helps doin the opposite of wat he says.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by -.-
PFFT!!..

As far as sex is concerned expect to have to violate a woman's private space sometime or another. Just remember to be respectful and persistent at the same time.

 

[tiburon]

No advice at all

I think that learning on my own has being the best way to learn about women. If I ever have a son thi is what i would tell him:

Live and Learn but incase all you do is live and not learn the only thing i want you to learn is to not judge a book only by its cover!

 

[-.-]

Re: No advice at all

Originally posted by tiburon
I think that learning on my own has being the best way to learn about women. If I ever have a son thi is what i would tell him:

Live and Learn but incase all you do is live and not learn the only thing i want you to learn is to not judge a book only by its cover!

Ah... Golden advice.

 

[MetalFortress]

Never. I was always waiting for him to finish watching NASCAR so I could play Nintendo on the TV.

 

[Sterling the Runner]

hahahahah! Thats pretty damn funny metal fortress!

 

[PeeGee]

Never. But my karate sensei did tell me never to stick with only one woman. Pointlessly, I think he used to be a military general or something (or a high ranking officer).

My parents hide their sexuality so well that I honestly believe they were the first partners (sexual or otherwise) each of them had. Bizarre...

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by Sterling the Runner
hahahahah! Thats pretty damn funny metal fortress!

Sad part is, it's true. I think I had the actual seconds a "lap" took down to a T.

 

[lizardfloyd]

"son, no matter what a girl looks like, someone else is sick and tired of putting up with her $hit"

 

[joecollapoppa]

Nope, I didn't grow up with my pops, I gained my "playa" abilities by hangin around older cousins, friends from school, friends from work who was all in the game. yup we had Good Times man Good times.

 

[Grandmaster Sexay]

''Never get married''. I have pretty much learned on my own. 'Treat women the way you want to be treated'.

 

[comic_relief]

how to be a ****block. My dad told me to not get involved with a girl until after college. I thought that was what college was for plus that whole learning thing and alot of other AFC advice. i think that it had to do with his past that I won't get into.

Thank god for this site because I would still be listening to it. Probably would have been a thirty year old virgin who has never gotten kissed.

 

[stevera004]

My dad was from the 'old country'. His only advice about women I've heard is (won't sound as good translated to English, but):

Women have holes in their heads and in their legs.

Don't f*ck a crazy women; and don't bring a crazy woman home.