"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Did you think the Hangover was funny?

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I'll start it off my favorite scene was the one where Alan wakes up and there's a tiger in the bathroom
 

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Nah, not really. Didn't feel much for the characters... I didn't really care what happened to them.

Now, Hot Tub Time Machine... that was a funny movie :cheer:
 

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Falcon said:
Now, Hot Tub Time Machine... that was a funny movie :cheer:
I don't know, it just feels so forced. It's good that you enjoyed it because I didn't.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Best Hangover moment --> When Alan says "I'm on your side I hate Godzilla" (or something like that) to the Chinese dude trying to beat him down with a tire iron.

I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.

Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
 

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ARrocket said:
Best Hangover moment --> When Alan says "I'm on your side I hate Godzilla" (or something like that) to the Chinese dude trying to beat him down with a tire iron.

I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.

Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
Hopefully the third one will be better. Supposedly Alan, Doug, Stu, and Phil are all on a road trip. It should deliver.
 

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I think the part that made me laugh the most was when the dude was with his fiance explaining how horrible it was for a girl to be a stripper, and how her parents must feel, or whatever, and then the guys pull up in the car outside and say:

"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"

I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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taiyuu_otoko said:
I think the part that made me laugh the most was when the dude was with his fiance explaining how horrible it was for a girl to be a stripper, and how her parents must feel, or whatever, and then the guys pull up in the car outside and say:

"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"

I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
This was extremely funny. Part 3 is coming soon. Hopefully this one gets an Oscar and puts all other movies to shame.
 
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