Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
If you did, just put your favorite scene.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Did you think the Hangover was funny?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
I'll start it off my favorite scene was the one where Alan wakes up and there's a tiger in the bathroom
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
No way.OzyBoy said:I thought it was okay.
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Best Hangover moment --> When Alan says "I'm on your side I hate Godzilla" (or something like that) to the Chinese dude trying to beat him down with a tire iron.
I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.
Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.
Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
Hopefully the third one will be better. Supposedly Alan, Doug, Stu, and Phil are all on a road trip. It should deliver.ARrocket said:
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I think the part that made me laugh the most was when the dude was with his fiance explaining how horrible it was for a girl to be a stripper, and how her parents must feel, or whatever, and then the guys pull up in the car outside and say:
"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"
I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"
I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
This was extremely funny. Part 3 is coming soon. Hopefully this one gets an Oscar and puts all other movies to shame.taiyuu_otoko said: