Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
If you did, just put your favorite scene.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Did you think the Hangover was funny?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
I'll start it off my favorite scene was the one where Alan wakes up and there's a tiger in the bathroom
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
No way.OzyBoy said:I thought it was okay.
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Best Hangover moment --> When Alan says "I'm on your side I hate Godzilla" (or something like that) to the Chinese dude trying to beat him down with a tire iron.
I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.
Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.
Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
Hopefully the third one will be better. Supposedly Alan, Doug, Stu, and Phil are all on a road trip. It should deliver.ARrocket said:
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I think the part that made me laugh the most was when the dude was with his fiance explaining how horrible it was for a girl to be a stripper, and how her parents must feel, or whatever, and then the guys pull up in the car outside and say:
"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"
I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"
I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
This was extremely funny. Part 3 is coming soon. Hopefully this one gets an Oscar and puts all other movies to shame.taiyuu_otoko said: