Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
If you did, just put your favorite scene.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Did you think the Hangover was funny?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
I'll start it off my favorite scene was the one where Alan wakes up and there's a tiger in the bathroom
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
No way.OzyBoy said:I thought it was okay.
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Best Hangover moment --> When Alan says "I'm on your side I hate Godzilla" (or something like that) to the Chinese dude trying to beat him down with a tire iron.
I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.
Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
I laughed my way through the entire movie and still do. Hangover 2, however, while pretty funny, is just not nearly as good because there's nothing unexpected.
Plus, I thought it was slightly effed up how the cello player/future surgeon loses his FINGER (necessity for his two passions) and nobody makes a big deal out of it.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
Hopefully the third one will be better. Supposedly Alan, Doug, Stu, and Phil are all on a road trip. It should deliver.ARrocket said:
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I think the part that made me laugh the most was when the dude was with his fiance explaining how horrible it was for a girl to be a stripper, and how her parents must feel, or whatever, and then the guys pull up in the car outside and say:
"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"
I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
"Paging Doctor Phaggot!"
I also thought hot tub time machine was pretty funny, but moreso for the endless references to 80's movies.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
This was extremely funny. Part 3 is coming soon. Hopefully this one gets an Oscar and puts all other movies to shame.taiyuu_otoko said: