"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"Did you eat my ***** last weekend?"

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So I have this thing on facebook called honesty box. Now I have gotten some really weird messages over the past few months. However when I checked my notifications yesterday I saw:

In Motion, you have a new honesty box message waiting:
did u eat my pvssy last weekend?


It was highlighted in pink so I know its from a girl. Now what the fvck does this mean? I have no idea if I did it last weekend, it was one of the few times where I was out if my mind. So should I respond to this, ignore etc?

Personally I think the best thing here is to just let it be and ignore for now. However, could this just be a cry for attention? It seems like a pretty stupid thing to ask when I dont even know whos talking to me. So do you guys agree that I should just let it be?

Ps: What is UP with this profanity filter? Jesus Christ! Ofcourse she spelled pvssy with a u.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sounds like a troll. (You, that is.)
 

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I'd talk and joke around with it for fun. Find out if she's hot.
 

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young_gun said:
Sounds like a troll. (You, that is.)
How charming of you to say such a thing, now when you decide to stop being a jackàss, you can give me advice.

MCristo:

Interesting, its just that have no fvcking clue who this is! Any ways to find out who this is? Its not really bothering me as much as it just intrigues me.

I can provide screenshot to any doubters.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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OH! So thats why I found a collar with "snuffles" on it in my pocket.
 

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DonGorgon said:
LOL... Dude, you have alot to learn about the internet .... LOL
Omg, you have a lot to learn about facebook and the application honesty box. Do you have many friends that are listed as the opposite gender? I dont think so. Honesty box has a system so it only tells what gender the person is and absolutely nothing else. So think before you write.

MacAvoy: I like that one, might use.
 

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In Motion said:
Omg, you have a lot to learn about facebook and the application honesty box. Do you have many friends that are listed as the opposite gender? I dont think so. Honesty box has a system so it only tells what gender the person is and absolutely nothing else. So think before you write..
i did think and now i think i am glad that you are 100% sure that the anonymous person is a female..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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