"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Did you eat my ***** last weekend?"

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So I have this thing on facebook called honesty box. Now I have gotten some really weird messages over the past few months. However when I checked my notifications yesterday I saw:

In Motion, you have a new honesty box message waiting:
did u eat my pvssy last weekend?


It was highlighted in pink so I know its from a girl. Now what the fvck does this mean? I have no idea if I did it last weekend, it was one of the few times where I was out if my mind. So should I respond to this, ignore etc?

Personally I think the best thing here is to just let it be and ignore for now. However, could this just be a cry for attention? It seems like a pretty stupid thing to ask when I dont even know whos talking to me. So do you guys agree that I should just let it be?

Ps: What is UP with this profanity filter? Jesus Christ! Ofcourse she spelled pvssy with a u.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sounds like a troll. (You, that is.)
 
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I'd talk and joke around with it for fun. Find out if she's hot.
 
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young_gun said:
Sounds like a troll. (You, that is.)
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How charming of you to say such a thing, now when you decide to stop being a jackàss, you can give me advice.

MCristo:

Interesting, its just that have no fvcking clue who this is! Any ways to find out who this is? Its not really bothering me as much as it just intrigues me.

I can provide screenshot to any doubters.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OH! So thats why I found a collar with "snuffles" on it in my pocket.
 
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DonGorgon said:
LOL... Dude, you have alot to learn about the internet .... LOL
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Omg, you have a lot to learn about facebook and the application honesty box. Do you have many friends that are listed as the opposite gender? I dont think so. Honesty box has a system so it only tells what gender the person is and absolutely nothing else. So think before you write.

MacAvoy: I like that one, might use.
 
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In Motion said:
Omg, you have a lot to learn about facebook and the application honesty box. Do you have many friends that are listed as the opposite gender? I dont think so. Honesty box has a system so it only tells what gender the person is and absolutely nothing else. So think before you write..
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i did think and now i think i am glad that you are 100% sure that the anonymous person is a female..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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