"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Did you eat my ***** last weekend?"

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So I have this thing on facebook called honesty box. Now I have gotten some really weird messages over the past few months. However when I checked my notifications yesterday I saw:

In Motion, you have a new honesty box message waiting:
did u eat my pvssy last weekend?


It was highlighted in pink so I know its from a girl. Now what the fvck does this mean? I have no idea if I did it last weekend, it was one of the few times where I was out if my mind. So should I respond to this, ignore etc?

Personally I think the best thing here is to just let it be and ignore for now. However, could this just be a cry for attention? It seems like a pretty stupid thing to ask when I dont even know whos talking to me. So do you guys agree that I should just let it be?

Ps: What is UP with this profanity filter? Jesus Christ! Ofcourse she spelled pvssy with a u.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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young_gun

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Sounds like a troll. (You, that is.)
 

MCristo

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I'd talk and joke around with it for fun. Find out if she's hot.
 

In Motion

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young_gun said:
Sounds like a troll. (You, that is.)
How charming of you to say such a thing, now when you decide to stop being a jackàss, you can give me advice.

MCristo:

Interesting, its just that have no fvcking clue who this is! Any ways to find out who this is? Its not really bothering me as much as it just intrigues me.

I can provide screenshot to any doubters.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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OH! So thats why I found a collar with "snuffles" on it in my pocket.
 

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DonGorgon said:
LOL... Dude, you have alot to learn about the internet .... LOL
Omg, you have a lot to learn about facebook and the application honesty box. Do you have many friends that are listed as the opposite gender? I dont think so. Honesty box has a system so it only tells what gender the person is and absolutely nothing else. So think before you write.

MacAvoy: I like that one, might use.
 

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In Motion said:
Omg, you have a lot to learn about facebook and the application honesty box. Do you have many friends that are listed as the opposite gender? I dont think so. Honesty box has a system so it only tells what gender the person is and absolutely nothing else. So think before you write..
i did think and now i think i am glad that you are 100% sure that the anonymous person is a female..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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