"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Did I pass this sh** test?

Fausto

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I'll spare you the background other than this girl I've been seeing on and off for about two months, in which we've slept together two times, but who's been "busy" for the past 3 weeks or so when I ask if she wants to get together which has been only once or twice a week each week (She has some drama which I'll spare as well). I've never asked her if she's seeing other guys and she's hinted indirectly to me whether I've been seeing other girls, but I've never "admitted" anything or denied it for that matter.

I told her in a "nice" way a few days ago that I think I'm wasting my time because she has no time for me anymore, basically stating I'm not afraid to walk away if you're not up to my standards.

Texts me after not hearing from her after about 2 days at 1 in the morn (paraphrased):

Her- Sex is like pizza

Me- Dine in or delivery?

Her- Every kind

Me-I dont know I had (local pizza joint) tonight and it was better than the generic stuff from the freezer which I can't even eat anymore ;-)

Me- Do you think bad sex and great pizza makes the sex better just by having them together?

Her- Sex is sex the same as pizza is pizza. Could be cold not your favorite but its still pizza

Me- I disagree, bad pizza will just have you longing for the really good stuff youve tasted before and wont be quite the same

Her- Not me Im selective with pizza, I wont eat old pizza

Her (1 min later)- I am heading to sleep

Me- Good night ;-)


So, maybe I'm just reading into this too much, I'm thinking she was fishing for a reaction implying that she had sex tonight. I basically threw a bunch of curve balls at her, keeping the innuendo in place of course while infusing some nonsensical stuff, both knowing what we're really talking about (it's not pizza!). I wasn't playing her game, and I think she quickly realized she wasn't having the desired effect on me so gave up.

Yeah looks are relative, but she's an 8, and we all know hot girls can choose to have sex any time they want, so that doesn't phase me.

If I haven't already lost her, than I'm hoping this will raise her interest level again (or might not being that she can't manipulate me, unless she sees me as a challenge again).

Either way I'm already spinning two other plates.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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K.Pez

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tell her you only want the pizza that won't mind having sausage on it :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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romangod

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I think she left that conversation with a deep craving and desire........






............ for pizza.



Cheers!
 
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