"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Okay I have been no contact with my ex for 2 months. She texts me drunk and asks if I can come get her and she is too drunk to drive. I don't get her but tell her not to drive.

She shows up a my place says she wants to see me. I say fine, she's drunk out of her mind. I ask her if she still speaks to her ex bf, the guy she cheated with she says no. She comes in my apartment and passes out on my bed. Next morning she gets a phone call from her ex billy. He has two kids and a pregnant wife

Last night she calls me at 215 am from an unknown number on speaker with her friends. They are laughing trying to get me to guess who it is I say billy?

I sent this text: "please don't message/call me anymore you'll never be good enough and deep down you know why. Good luck with your home wrecking goals of 2014."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Long story, short. NO.
 
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She toyed with you with full-on disrespect for her amusement. This is why you never, ever break no contact. This is what happens when you puss out and give in.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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4north1side2 said:
Man you should of cummed all in her hair while she was passed out on your bed.
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hahah ...what sort of psychopathic advice is this , it is funny though

I'm surprised you didn't say - record her with a penis on her face and blackmail her
 
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